E se Bella fosse um misto de Buffy de Jon Bon Jovi (versão feminina)?

LYRICS:
All alone, oh how things have changed
Edward is gone, but these feelings remain.
Im horny now, and I have been all along
I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.
Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride,
Unwanted, undead or alive x2

Jake is nice, until he spits his game
All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins,
Can’t they see this Miss is Taken,
my ring sparkles like his face,
Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this place
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x2

Ohhhh I ride!!
[Guitar Solo]
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive

I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack
Eddie’s about to die, and now it’s time to take him back
I’m in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest
They’re gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.
I’m a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x3